I got a tan line from short shirt sleeves
I got a bad rash in a deep crease
I got an oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn

I got a man's-dog; 'keep me company
I feed him rib-eye steak with love and loyalty
I got an oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn

and my neighbors complain and talk about an "eye-sore"
but I got a taser gun and chain by the drivers side door
In my oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn

brings on the memories of a deep throat
to my rolodex from sticky post-it notes
in that oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn

well, that's right (on my lawn) we spent the whole night (on my lawn)
in a cramped space (on my lawn) in a sweet place (on my lawn)

now I got a big woman now with a fast hand
she's got two pretty breasts she bought at Disneyland!
I got an oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn

yeah, that's right! And I got a motorbike
it ain't a Harley but hey, that's all right
there's one oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn

on my lawn (on my lawn) on my lawn (on my lawn)
on my lawn (on my lawn) on my lawn (on my lawn)
I got an oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn

I oughta' mention this, when the transmission's gone
what my intention is when I pass on (when I pass on)
still be oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn

well, that's right (on my lawn) we spent the whole night (on my lawn)
(on my lawn) (on my lawn)
(I got an oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn (on my lawn)

I got a tan arm (tan arm) from short shirt sleeves (shirt sleeves)
a rear view mirror charm (mirror charm)
blowing from the highway breeze (highway breeze)
In my oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn

on my lawn (on my lawn)
on my lawn (on my lawn)
on my lawn (on my lawn)
on my lawn (on my lawn)
I got an oil scummed, down run, half ton
truck on my lawn